🚛✨ Spend $20 and we’ll yeet your nonsense into the mail for free! That’s right—no postage, no problems, just vibes. 📦💃
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24 Morris Avenue
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🚨DISCONTINUED WAX MELTS: The Final Meltdown 🚨

$1.50

🚨DISCONTINUED WAX MELTS: THE FINAL MELTDOWN 🚨
Smells good. Mildly unhinged. Priced to flee.

Listen. These wax melts are the last of their kind. A parasoy blend with vibes. Housed in your classic clamshell packaging (because we were younger then, and didn’t know better). They’re scented, discounted, and lowkey begging to be adopted before they end up in the metaphorical landfill of my emotional baggage.

Why so cheap? Because we’re making room for the new era of all-natural wax melts—cleaner, greener, and less codependent. But these? These are the ones that paved the way. They walked so your future wax melts could emotionally regulate.

Burn them with honor. Or don’t. I just need them gone. Please.